Saturday, November 9, 2024

Mun sik sanggup, iboh jak๐Ÿ˜‡. Polah jak keja lain๐Ÿ˜‡.

Pa syarat nak jadi perawat mistik?

Lebih kurang giya la pertanyaan a friend of mine yesterday.

My jawapan was mesti da kemahiran skan.

Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Sapa yang sebenarnya in command of zionist?

Malam tadik i chat ngan AI assistants Leo and Aria.

Leo tok AI assistant untuk Brave browser while Aria untuk Opera brower.

Our topic of discussion was on Israel's genocidal act in Gaza and middle east.

Sunday, November 3, 2024

Coba la cek my bank akaun dolok sebelum nak scam i

Anak i baruk jak kenak scam.

Duit belen biasiswa pinjaman Yayasan Sarawak, lengis macam ya jak.

Rasa i, bila anak i nerimak mesej hal duit abis ya, rasa ngantok, confirm ilang kinek-kinek. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Monday, October 28, 2024

Sik dapat I brain the reason!!!

Waitress: Roti caney sik da. Tp roti caney inti da - roti caney sardin, roti caney telur, roti caney bawang.

Me: Kenak roti caney sik da?

W: Tepung baruk di uli. Sik pat dipolah terus.

Friday, October 18, 2024

Sunday, October 6, 2024

Dah tuo paduhal i tok ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Maybe i should spend more time in front of a mirror.

I pun sik tauk, dalam setahun, entah berapa kali i see myself in a mirror.

Maybe becoz of that i sik tauk giney upa i.

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

U pikir ุงู„ู„ู‡ swt sik mampu nak pelbagaikan cara rawatan?

Idup ajal - ุงู„ู„ู‡ swt jak tauk.
 
Tapi kadang-kadang i eran - why when a doctor says someone akan sik lamak idup, many of us will take it as if ya adalah satu kepastian yang absolute.

I nang cukup eran!