Mun sik sanggup, iboh jak😇. Polah jak keja lain😇.

Pa syarat nak jadi perawat mistik?

Lebih kurang giya la pertanyaan a friend of mine yesterday.

My jawapan was mesti da kemahiran skan.

Sapa yang sebenarnya in command of zionist?

Malam tadik i chat ngan AI assistants Leo and Aria.

Leo tok AI assistant untuk Brave browser while Aria untuk Opera brower.

Our topic of discussion was on Israel's genocidal act in Gaza and middle east.

Coba la cek my bank akaun dolok sebelum nak scam i

Anak i baruk jak kenak scam.

Duit belen biasiswa pinjaman Yayasan Sarawak, lengis macam ya jak.

Rasa i, bila anak i nerimak mesej hal duit abis ya, rasa ngantok, confirm ilang kinek-kinek. 😂😂😂

Sik dapat I brain the reason!!!

Waitress: Roti caney sik da. Tp roti caney inti da - roti caney sardin, roti caney telur, roti caney bawang.

Me: Kenak roti caney sik da?

W: Tepung baruk di uli. Sik pat dipolah terus.

Duak brita pemergian yang shocking 😭

Sedeh nar juak ari tok.

Duak brita pemergian yang shocking.

Pertama, on berita ketua Hamas Yahya Sinwar.

Dah tuo paduhal i tok 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe i should spend more time in front of a mirror.

I pun sik tauk, dalam setahun, entah berapa kali i see myself in a mirror.

Maybe becoz of that i sik tauk giney upa i.

U pikir الله swt sik mampu nak pelbagaikan cara rawatan?

Idup ajal - الله swt jak tauk.

 

Tapi kadang-kadang i eran - why when a doctor says someone akan sik lamak idup, many of us will take it as if ya adalah satu kepastian yang absolute.

I nang cukup eran! 

Bila badan bermasalah, macam-macam dah sik pat dimakan

Selamak tok, i tot, semakin kita tua, semakin kurang selera makan.

Therefore, semakin banyak food yang kita sik maok makan.

Paduhal tek, da juak kes, rejek food / drink segal badan dah sik pat nanggung negatif efek due to the consumption.

Sapa menang : Trump vs Kamala ?

Sapa menang : Trump vs Kamala ?

Mun kita diat dari segi level of frenzy shown by the media over Kamala, i think many will say she will win. 

Tapi in reality, susah juak nak madah Kamala will sure win coz nang dah keja sidak media to promote their chosen candidate.

ا وس ريلي اڤسيت اري مريك

ا وس ريلي اڤسيت اري مريك. ڤانتڠ ا بيلا ديت ماكنن، ايسڤسيالي ناسيق، دبواڠ سڬال باسيق - سيك د ابيس مالم سبلوم يا. تو م، نو ميتر وات، ماكنن مستي د ابيس.

إِنَّا لِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ

Dolok i nang kagum benar ngan Allahyarham.

Omos setiap ari i baca his materials.

Waktu ya, i sapot Anwar Ibrahim juak, jus macam Allahyarham.

PLEASE KISS MY ASS 😘

Masih kalah walaupun 20 tahun dah berlalu 🤣

Setiap kali when nengar lagu Beyond, i akan teringat ngan kisah adik to kawan my fren.

It happened more than 20 years ago.

I bumped into him di parking space of Kuching Civic Center waktu lagu Beyond berkumandang dengan nyerin.

Budaya anti-munafik solusi politik munafik

Too many liars dalam politik Malaysia, especially di Malaya.

I nang cukup eran ngan urang Malaya.

Dah jelas sikap munafik ya da, masih juak merik undi.

Waktu umur mudak, ney da terpikir untuk melihat kerja as ibadah

Termenong i sekejap lekak nengar pa dipadah my friend yang i kenal more than 40 years!

The gist of his statement was - if he da get duit banyak, he thought of quiting his job. He nak beribadah.

I knew nang da plan by tempat his keja utk merik staff 'big monies'.

Above 50, nikmat dunia dah sik sehebat dolok?

When I was in the late 30, I stumbled upon a posting by a Facebook male friend who sighed for reaching the age of 50.

Waktu ya, I just assumed the kesedihan maybe because he dah entered dunia warga emas.

So paham-paham jak la when dah berstatus warga emas tok.

Our takdir dah start dari sebelum kita ada gik

I awaz madah ngan young people, it is good to have a goal on what you want to get or to be.

Nak jadi doktor ka. 

Nak jadi cegu ka.

I sik mintak ngan u ...

 

Exercise tok actually depends on us - maok kah sik

I had a very interesting conversation about exercise last night.

My sister-in-law's hubby said many didn't exercise because they were too tired after coming back from work.

I begged to differ.

Jangan etok duit yang dihabis untuk anak

I gelik ati ngan crita anak laki and bapak. 

It was narrated to me by someone yg close to me.

Leput i tetak when nengar cerita ya!

An ujian is a conditioning process? Wallahua'lam

I might be wrong.

But at the same time, i might be right.

Wallahua'lam.

Jangan amik risiko begantung ngan anak

A young woman asked me whether she should be loyal to the company by which she is working now.

I told her not to be loyal to a company - but loyal to money.

She was surprised!

Sebelum strok, dipuja melangit. Bila kenak strok, dihina.

Sik dinafikan, idup tok penuh dengan pancaroba.

Da jak yang sik cun.

Sik abis-abis.

Dapat kamek jawab semua soalan, pak

"Dapat kamek jawab semua soalan, pak,' said my youngest son today, bila he saw my face after i buka pintu umah.

He and his mother baruk sampey.

Bagus la, I replied sambil senyum.

Sedih juak diat kawan-kawan yang 'melepak' dihospital atas sebab kesihatan

Semoga ALLAH swt merahmatinya, ampuni dosa-dosanya dan menyembuhkannya. 

Aameen.

I was surprised when I saw a Facebook posting by my ex-colleague about his admission to the Sarawak General Hospital. 

When i d spetar, sik kempang rasa nak nanyak pa masalah kesihatannya.

Mun sik maok molah pa-pa, jangan megang pa-pa jawatan

Alhamdulillah. 

As a person yg agak berusia, i paham dengan keperluan untuk warga emas bersosial.

Ya adalah untuk kesihatan mental, dan badan.

Idup tok, kita mesti pandey belen - bila nak ngereco, bila nak kelakar dengan lembut tapi tegas

I am writing this less than one hour after an unpleasant incident happened.

Dari dolok gik i awaz kongsi my opinion with young folks - improve or belajar communication skills.

Coz it can make or break a relationship or a future - or whatever it is.

Sik da good future untuk atlit

Malam tadik, my anak was excited with the state's performance in the ongoing Sukma tournament.

I told him : nang patut juak Sarawak pefom. Mun sik pefom, nang bisin urang, kerna Sukma di tempat dirik empun.

I elaborated : betaun training makey tempat (court, field, etc) yang sama, sik patut sik dapat amik peluang kerna dah biasa ngan tempat ya.

Pa sebenarnya keja polis trafik?

Polis kah ya pak? - my anak asked me pagi tek when I was on the way of sending him to school.

Aok. Polis ya. Polis jaga trafik. Jaga sidak di jeraya. - I replied.

Diam jak anak i.

Em... Honestly, i pun sik tauk, pa sebenarnya peranan polis trafik.

Udah gik dibodo boyak darat. Sik bebaloi.

Banyak gilak kes urang laki munuh bini atau gelpren kinek tok.

Kes boipren munuh gelpren paling lates - Nur Farah Kartini Abdullah.

Paling latest berita rempuan kenak bunuh @ cegu istiqomah.

Tapi sik ditauk pa sebab cegu istiqomah dibunuh.